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Rude Men … I Think
5Overheard two men at a bar, discussing one of the barmaids:-
Man 1: “oh aye, you would but she’d take some shaggin'”
Man 2:”aye … and you’d need a pair of axle stands for her legs”
um … ? D’you think they were talking about the short one or the Rotund one? Lost on me.
I Am The Ghost Of Troubled Joe
5and Ghosts don’t say much, which might be why I’m quiet
Actually, I just haven’t got anything to discuss. Head full of Linux and self-pity, neither of which I’ll bore you nice people with. Abnormal Cervix will be be consumed shortly.
Ooo, just one “overheard on the bus” thing:
Schoolgirl A: “Did you tell Keeley that i was wearing cheap make up?”
Schoolgirl B: “NO i said I didn’t know why you wear make up cos it’s giving you spots”
Schoolgirl A: “oh”
Cursed Working
7Sorry for the mucho quieto. Life’s been pretty hectic and likely to get more so. Finally started the glamorous new job and so far so good.
The eight-hours-of-train-travel-on-the-first-bloody-day notwithstanding.
Still it’s a definite improvement. Lots of busy and nerdy and Linux.
Been to loads of gigs lately and I’ve started trying to review them (see up there where is says ‘reviews’) but it’s making me respect, y’know, PROPER reviewers mostly. Might take them down again. Any opinions gratefully ignored.
more soon. honest
A Puzzler
4As some of you know, I’m leaving my current job and starting work somewhere else. Just finalised my leaving date and I finish on the 5th of October. This leaves a week between finishing one and starting the other.
so
what should I do with the time?
Read up techy geek stuff to prepare for new techy geek job?
or catch up on the telly/Xbox/Reading I won’t have time for once I start work again?
tricky tricky tricky
Follow The Star
2On the side of a bus today, the new advert for the Christian Church
“Make Jesus Famous”
um
That’s Jesus – the religious figurehead and icon
not Jesus – the Spanish barber in Old Barcelona
what?
Do they mean make Jesus a celebrity? I have to say he’d have an unfair advantage on Big Brother
“day thureeen in the beeg brootha house an’ Jesus is in the garden toorning the dook pond into vodka”
who’d vote Him out?
Hint for the Christians – the reason we’re not joining up is nothing to do with bad marketing. Honest
Actually, I’ve just tried to find the website and can’t, so I may have imagined the whole thing.
As you were.