General
Howzat!
0A Century, eh? (that and Howzat are the only Cricket terms I know, hence the title)
This is my 100th post. I’ve been trying to think of something big to say but can’t really come up with anything so … Woo Hoo!
back to posting shortly …
Head in the clouds and a mouthful of pie
0Oooooo it’s been AGES since I put anything on here. Got busy at work, then lazy at night and it’s just slipped away from me. I’ve been putting off writing anything until I had something momentous to say, but that’s never going to happen, so I’m checking in again just to stop this dying off.
Excitingly, the next post will be my hundredth so i’ll need to actually write something interesting for that. Or at least something with some actual content.
Any suggestions?
In A Flap
0Sunshine has at last battled its way through the Mancunian drizzle, so I unlocked the patio doors, threw them wide and stepped out for a bask.
Then found part of a pigeon on the patio. Specifically, a wing.
I will now telepathically assess you, based on the thoughts in your head
1/ “awwww da poooh burdie”
You are a normal, and rational human being, clearly looking at the wrong blog.
2/ “but if it only has one wing, won’t it fly round in circles?”
Please send me a postcard from Narnia, I hear it’s lovely
3/ “oh christ, where have the little sods hidden the rest of it?”
You are an experienced cat owner.
I’ve yet to come across more parts or a Silence Of The Lambs style Bird-suit but the moggies are looking particularly pleased with themselves this week
Maybe Mary Whitehouse had a point
3You see some disturbing things on Telly. Earlier tonight, I saw Gillian “the awful poo lady” McKeith standing in the high street, poking women in the bottom. Now, it’s a variety of cocks in extreme close up. No, silly, The Apprentice is Tomorrow night – this is some sex education thing on Channel 4. I’m not really watching it so keep hearing random bits out of context:-
“Obviously, men don’t have bunny ears on their cocks”
The adverts are clearly made to match too. Not sure they’ll sell many of those Chlamydia pants, though
“There are basic rules when cleaning a penis”
No Brillo pads or bleach, for one thing
Overheard On The Bus
0“Everybody’s tightening their belts these days. I seen a thing on GMTV saying loads of people are having to do DIY themselves, now”
um … how ELSE do you do DIY?